And So, It Begins......

Hello citizens of the cyber world. Welcome, to MY world.
This is the beginnings of my very first blog. These Blog’s will come occasionally, but not regularly. It all depends on how regular I feel (last nights enchiladas didn’t help). Now for those of you who do NOT know what a blog is:

A Blog is an abridgment of the term web log and is used by an individual (such as myself) to express feelings and views on the world. It can also be used to commentate on the world and describe events.

Let me start telling you about myself, but not too much, in case you come stalking me. Trust me, it’s happened before. Anyway, my name is Joshua Kyle Lay and ♫I am 16 going on 17♫. I go to an Adelaide northern suburbs school and I am in year 11. The title of this blog is derived for my last name and used in a way that would show that I am saying something in my terms, and no, I’m not Joshing with you.

I created this blog in honour of my idol Barney Stinson (picture below). Yes, I am aware that he is a fictional character in the television show, ‘How I met your mother’. If he was real though, he I would worship him more than I worship Allah (no I’m not a Muslim but I like to pretend I am). As he described the fact the he had a blog, I sat there, naked, thinking “If a fictional character has his own Blog, why don’t I?” Of course I did not jump off the couch and run to the computer to start this blog. No I’m much too lazy for that. I put it off for months and finally, in a moment of sheer boredom, I created this blog. Of course I am supposed to be studying for my Year 11 exams but of course, this mildly amusing piece of writing far more important.



This blog is a way for you to infiltrate my head, and who knows, if you are lucky enough, it is a way for you to infiltrate my pants. This is a gateway into my mind and my thoughts. This blog will teach you about how corrupt the world is and why I am starting to hate it. Who knows, I might even travel to the Promise Land to find the METEOR materia. Anyway. I hope you all enjoyed reading my first entry in this Blog. In my next entry I will blog about the problem with people younger than me and how they are easily corrupt.

Until next time, and as always, I’m awesome.