The Olympics

The Beijing 2008 Olympics are here. This is what I don't get, the point of it all.

It’s been four years since the last Olympics, and suddenly, everyone is interested in Swimming. Since when, to an extent, HAS SOCIETY EVER BEEN INTERESTED IN SWIMMING?!?!?!?!?

I’m sure there are some 100 or so swimming enthusiasts (who watch every event), and I respect the fact that they stick to the sport they like (even though this proves that they have no life). But what I ponder is why, when the Olympics come around, everyone acts as if they are experts on the sport. All these people should be SHOT, and I don’t mean figuratively, I mean they should literally be shot in the head so we don’t have to put up with such chauvinistic remarks as “Hackett’s looking like he’s in top form” or “Phelps is looking like he’s gonna get the gold”

And this isn’t just for swimming, no my dear Watson, this is for ALMOST EVERY SO CALLED 'SPORT' IN THE OLYMPICS. The exception is Tennis and Soccer because they are the two most popular sports in the world and are followed closely by a plethora of people who have no lives (for example a certain someone with the initials 'AG').

This brings me to my other point, ridiculous sports. My first example would be Equestrian. SINCE WHEN IS WALKING A HORSE AROUND CONSIDERED A SPORT?!?!?!?!? Seriously, how can EQUESTRIAN be an Olympic sport when a PROPER sport that is played worldwide (and is extremely popular) like CRICKET isn’t? It is disgraceful what they consider a sport when Cricket isn’t in there. My second example is Trampoline. Sure, they do fancy flips and all but, WHY?!? What do they expect to accomplish? Whop-de-do you can do a fancy flip you special, special people. I am pretty sure you can take a fit person and within a month, you can teach them how to do those fancy flips.

Besides, we’ve all mastered the ‘Jumping’ part when we were 6 years old in our backyard looking over into our neighbour’s yard, where your friend’s attractive mum is taking a swim in her skimpy bikini. You don’t find girls attractive yet, but somewhere in the back of your mind there’s a little Barney saying “You know she likes it dirty”.

I’m sure you most of 'you people' see my point of view and if you don’t, there is something critically wrong with you, mentally; seriously you should get yourselves checked (you should also stop reading my blog for the information contained in it will most likely either drive you into insanity, or make your head explode (most likely the latter)).

Anyway, I should really stop typing otherwise I’ll lose my beauty sleep (not that I need sleep, I'm already beautiful) .

So long, farewell. And as always, I’m awesome